Rant: petty BS

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/21/2016 at 01:07 • Filed to: petty complaint

Here’s a pic of a ferd first.

So today I had my laundry bag stolen. Who the fuck does this? They didn’t take anything out of my laundry and my bag had my motherfucking name on it. I mean did this shitbird takes his laundry to the laundry room without a bag planning on stealing one there? How do you even loose a laundry bag in the first place? It sits in your fucking room till it’s full then you take it to the laundry room and back. It’s practically impossible to loose that shit.

The main reason I’m so pissed is that they just stole the bag and none of my laundry. Which leads me to believe some asshole did this as some passive aggressive way to get back at me for something stupid. I mean, I have some pretty dank shirts why wouldn’t you steal one or two while you’re at it? They’re awesome.

Whatever though, because who ever stole it.

DISCUSSION (22)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2016 at 01:12

This IS petty.

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DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/21/2016 at 01:13

Can’t accuse me of clickbaiting :D

InFierority Complex > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2016 at 01:20

That sucks, time to go find someone else’s then. Or not.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > InFierority Complex
10/21/2016 at 01:24

*Growls in Batman voice

“No. We can’t stoop to their level. We need to show the people of this city that Justice will triumph over fear and anarchy!”

InFierority Complex > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2016 at 01:32

there are no thieves in the.... nah, screw that saying.

it is ridiculous what people will take though. I had dishes go missing once. Guy down the hall broke into his roommate’s room and pawned his ps3 and the room’s built in microwave. Shit’s crazy.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > InFierority Complex
10/21/2016 at 01:43

You’re almost right. There’s but one thief.

Kinja'd!!!

Xyl0c41n3 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2016 at 02:15

My sister was making enchiladas one time in her dorm. She left for a minute while the pan was in the oven to melt the cheese. By the time she came back, someone had stolen the entire pan. She never found out who.

Then there was the time I made a birthday cake for my best friend for her birthday. Went all out and decorated it all fancy. Made it the night before and left it in the fridge in the basement kitchen because nobody ever went in there. The plan was to grab it after morning classes and surprise my friend at a birthday lunch. When I went to go get it, I found that someone had dug their hands into it and ripped a chunk out. I don’t mean they cut a piece of cake with a knife, or dug a few bites from it with a fork, I mean they literally mauled a huge chunk out of it with their bare hands. It was clearly a birthday cake and it was ruined! Who would do that? I never found out either.

The point is: stupid and weird and aggravating shit happens all the fucking time in college. No one stole your damned laundry bag because they have a personal vendetta against you. And no one left your remaining laundry there because they didn’t think it was cool enough. They literally doncurr. It happened because it COULD happen. Don’t take it personally and don’t leave your stuff unattended in the future.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Xyl0c41n3
10/21/2016 at 02:30

Jesus at least I don’t have to deal with total barbarians like the B-day cake theif lol

I was over it by the time I was done writing it. I just decided fuck it I went this far. I guess this means I’ve made my first shitpost though!

Tristan > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2016 at 03:07

Every damn time I take my eye off it my goretx vanishes. I’ve been through 4 of them and I’m currently without.

Illegitimus Prime > Tristan
10/21/2016 at 03:41

I somehow managed to get all the way to my ETS with the same goretex.

Tristan > Illegitimus Prime
10/21/2016 at 04:12

Impossible! lol

CalzoneGolem > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2016 at 07:01

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

shop-teacher > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2016 at 07:07

Not for nothing, but whoever stole it probably doesn’t know you or give 1/10th of a shit about you. They’re just a d-bag who decided they needed your bag.

Rico > Xyl0c41n3
10/21/2016 at 07:16

Damn that cake story is awful!

nerd_racing > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2016 at 07:21

lose*

LongbowMkII > Xyl0c41n3
10/21/2016 at 07:21

Stealing a pan of enchiladas is fairly understandable though. I’d go through some fairly rigorous mental gymnastics to justify taking them.

“Well clearly these enchiladas are a gift from God.”

Leadbull > Xyl0c41n3
10/21/2016 at 08:02

It’s not even just a college thing; people are savages.

One time someone at work straight up took some hot fries out of my lunchbox and zipped it back up.

BigBlock440 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2016 at 08:42

I’ve found it to be fairly easy to loose a laundry bag, just push the button on the string and move the little doohickey towards the end of the drawstring.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Xyl0c41n3
10/21/2016 at 08:44

True. People will steal anything.

My neighbor set a Fry Daddy filled with hot oil on his back porch to cool. Someone stole the whole thing, oil and all. I like to imagine they smelled the fried fish and decided to make some of their own.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > nerd_racing
10/21/2016 at 10:00

Shit. I know what I must do now.

gmctavish needs more space > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2016 at 10:29

I know someone who used to think it was fun to shove snow through people’s letter slots, or into their mailboxes. Humans are just awful for no reason.

vicali > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2016 at 11:23

A friend of mine had all her laundry stolen from a machine, she followed the trail back to an apartment down the hall and called the police (overreaction maybe - but it was 2 loads of nice stuff).. Officer knocked on the door and the girl opened it wearing it.